Ich bin Herr Jonathan, ünd Ich heiße Lego.
Herr Brendt, wie gehts?
Mir gehts is gut.
Dürfen wir "du"? Entschuldigen Sie, wenn Ich Sie beleidigt.
I flatter myself I can hold a conversation in Deutche, if you don't mind me telling you "Eine Bären lesen die Zietung" or "Ich nicht bin ein Pferd" or "ein Küh essen Bröt"
Can you understand me?
Excuse any offense and errors

Self teaching with Duolingo and Internet.
Anyone else here besides Herr Brendt to have a nice chat with?

Yes, seriosuly, last night I got told I was not a banana and tonight apparently Duo, the mascot of the app, saw two bears reading the Hunny Times.
*Hunny prices fall; Bear-o-conomists fear recession*