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To smurfgear or to flightsmurf, that is the question

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:21 am
by KL-666
Once upon a time time there was a happy tribe of smurfs, smurfing their aeroplanes in flightgear. There were Bugsmurf, Hammerstonesmurf, Shortsmurf, and many more, all working happily together in Smurftown.

Until a stranger dawned upon them. He wanted to work with the smurfs to build even better aeroplanes. Yet the smurfs were smurfwashed to mistrust any non-smurf. So with no reason at all they named the stranger their sworn enemy, Gargamel.

From that preconception the smurfs started to throw smurf at the stranger, that could have been their friend and companion in building aeroplanes. And they threw smurf at anybody that did recognize the friend in the stranger.

Finally they threw so much smurf, that no smurf wanted to be associated with the inhabitants of Smurftown anymore. The exodus was faster than Smurfette could smurf more baby smurfs.

In the end there were just a few old diesmurfs left over, that indulged in their hate for the friendly stranger, they mistook for Gargamel.

Kind regards, Vincent

Re: To smurfgear or to flightsmurf, that is the question

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:39 am
by IAHM-COL
Somehow I suspect of a certain cat named "Azrael"?

Re: To smurfgear or to flightsmurf, that is the question

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:16 am
by KL-666
You mean the companion of the friendly stranger? There the paranoid smurfs are wrong again. He is is named after a sheeps herdsman tribe in the middle east.

Kind regards, Vincent

Re: To smurfgear or to flightsmurf, that is the question

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:38 am
by SHM
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Re: To smurfgear or to flightsmurf, that is the question

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 9:53 pm
by swamp
Reckon I'll be next.

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Re: To smurfgear or to flightsmurf, that is the question

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:03 pm
by IAHM-COL
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Re: To smurfgear or to flightsmurf, that is the question

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:09 pm
by swamp
Perhaps someone will get this. Oh the places we go in the Jabberwocky forum......

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Re: To smurfgear or to flightsmurf, that is the question

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:27 pm
by legoboyvdlp
/me does not get either of your two posts.

Re: To smurfgear or to flightsmurf, that is the question

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:02 pm
by swamp
legoboyvdlp wrote:/me does not get either of your two posts.


Well I was just assuming Jwocky is Gargamel and as far as the second picture I was just thinking of what Israel said and maybe it would have been nice if Gargamel and him comrade would have been there at Mount Sinjar in 2014 herding. The comrade in the form of an A-10 would have been nice. In the book of Zohar, Azrael commanded legions of God's angels. Then I think of this video. :D Yes I've gone all over the place but its about what was on your mind at the time. But hey who cares about people being raped, pillaged, decapitated, starved out buried alive? I should have just post the C-5 and kept the rest to myself.